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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
sprucewoodmpreg
sprucewoodmpreg

Verse 7: A Guide On How To Disappear Completely

Word Count: 2,511 - Chapter 1/3

Here we are! I present to you lot: the first part of a little adventure the boys go on in the “Roadtrip” AU. Thank u to Nap @boatemmyboatem for being a fantastic beta, muah muah <3 

You can read it…here!

Scar and turns to the entrance, pausing for an overly dramatic display of jazz-hands. “We’ve arrived!” he declares, like there was anywhere else they could’ve ended up.

Grian pushes back the instinctive irritation, letting out an amused huff despite himself.

Scar still hasn’t let up on the jazz-hands.

“Uh huh, well. I’m going in, but you can stand out here and do weird poses, if you want.” Grian steps through the open doors, biting back a snicker when they nearly close in Scar’s face. 

KEL IM SHAKING YOU BY THE SHOULDERS /POS BIGB MY BELOVED BUT ALSO STAPLES ETHO CONFIRMED??? im just. this is good
chestmonster
dinzeeyz: “dinzeeyz: “I’ve just finished 3rdlife and catching up with last life, and uh. I clearly have a new favourite duo. The brainrot is consuming me. So, how bout that latest session of last life, huh? :) ” how the fuck did you manage to hurt me...
dinzeeyz

I’ve just finished 3rdlife and catching up with last life, and uh. I clearly have a new favourite duo. The brainrot is consuming me. 

So, how bout that latest session of last life, huh? :) 

dinzeeyz

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how the fuck did you manage to hurt me with my own art

this art is fucking beautiful like. the bits that run in from one 'scene' to another like the ender pearl flying into the yellow life scar and the magical staff too? that shit is good.
chestmonster

Anonymous asked:

imagine your friends think it's funny to force you to look at a picture of minecraft youtuber bdouble0100 and acknowledge he's a Real Guy and not just a pixel block man. "you're too emotionally invested in his last life character", they say. "you need a reality check." imagine you then find out he used to upload to a family vlogging channel. no no this can't be right, what do you mean he's an actual dude who exists outside of minecraft? haha that's so weird!

imagine you go check out the vlog channel because you're curious and you're becoming a big fan of this guy. imagine you're scrolling through the videos and you randomly click on one in the background while you're doing homework.

you look up your heart stops. you recognize that park. that park is 5 minutes from your house. you recognize that street. you used to drive down that road every morning to get to school. you recognize that brick building. that's where you went to elementary school. that's your best friend's neighborhood. that's the church you went to as a kid. that's the restaurant you used to work at. no.

no.

this can't be happening.

no no no he's a scrunkly little guy in last life smp who is in love with kakashi minecraft and died tragically and is made of pixels. he's the funky little fella from hermitcraft! he's just a little guy! he's not real! what do you mean there's a been a minecrafter among us (like in the game among us) this entire time and you didn't even know! you're afraid. you can't accept this. where, where is the slash j?

you didn't want to even acknowledge he was a real dude, and now look at you. you've gotten a reality check but the definition of check is the one they use in hockey. reality has fucking slammed into you at such an extreme velocity, you crashed through several walls cartoon style. fate looked directly at you and laughed. and then showed up at your front door and rigged an overly complicated rue goldberg like tnt trap that proceeded to blow you the fuck up as soon as you thought it was safe to step outside. nowhere is safe. minecraft youtuber bdouble0100 is real and the chance your father knows him from church is much higher than it should be. this is so fucked up.

mcytblrconfessions answered:

okay so i started watching joe hills today cos i was curious about what the Joe Hills Difference is and. this man and his vocabulary makes my brain itch in the best possible way. im not even done with ep 3 and i want to study him. is this what yall mean about the difference

ooh! respiration 3 ^_^ like. him talking about xp being round so it doesnt get caught on corners immediately followed by his fucking horse getting rich on gameclop stocks im just. i dont wanna say this man is autistic without him saying it bcos you dont do that for folks you dont know but as an autistic person and a texan i just. i get it. thats all i can say joe hills hermitcraft